Sierra Expedition - YMCA Adventure Guides

Installing a new webmaster

For those with a warped sense of humor, the Monty Python version includes the red text. Feel free to skip these parts.

Current: I __________________, am the current webmaster. Will the new webmaster please come forward?

Candidate: I, _____________________, would be the new webmaster!

Current: Stop!

If you would webmaster be,

You must answer questions three,

Ere the password you shall see!

Candidate: OK

Current: Question One: Will you keep your pages plain, so they load quickly and without error, on computers and browsers of all kinds?

Candidate: I will.

Current: Question Two: Will you keep the data backed up, to prevent loss in the case of computer catastrophe?

Candidate: I will.

Current: Question Three: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Candidate: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Current: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh! Question Three: Will you keep the site easy to read and up-to-date, that all may find the information they seek?

Candidate: I will.

Current: Then I give you the hat (gives hat), the CD (gives CD), and the secret password (gives envelope). You are now the expedition webmaster!

All: Waynoon!